Augustus Gloop: *puts chocolate bar between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(Source: orangeskins, via macklemore-mackleless)

(Source: maddifacee, via dingdongyouarewrong)

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics, via dingdongyouarewrong)

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

(via maralie)

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

(via obsessedwithfriends)

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

(Source: rocknrollercoaster, via obsessedwithfriends)

(Source: odochar, via obsessedwithfriends)

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

image

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

(Source: the-science-llama, via faddieluvxoxo)

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

(Source: the-science-llama, via faddieluvxoxo)

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

(Source: the-science-llama, via faddieluvxoxo)

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator, via julieinneverland)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via macklemore-mackleless)

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

(via allieee-oooop)